ublock-origin:

This is such a good quality joke

(via tearlessrain)

Am still alive ♥ Life update:

currently, am phlebotomist. Very nice, much stab. Cannot legally go into details bc of work contract.

• I’ve been trying to be more social, but life has been very draining lately. I’m struggling through the Big Sad™️

I’ve been thinking about selling watercolor paintings to help me earn money to pay for therapy. I’m also terrified of therapy (no real good reason, just bad experiences) so I’ve been procrastinating painting for a while now.

• My pet rats have all passed from old age. I’m sad, but I know I gave the best life I could. It’s hard to walk past their empty cage and not say “hello ladies”. I really miss them.

I’m growing some tomatoes this year, and they seem to be doing pretty well.

• I’m going to New Orleans this summer for the first time. I’m super excited!

And that’s pretty much it. Not a whole lot has been happening, but I’ve also been super ultra depressed. Hopefully, with the nice weather and a change of scenery, my mood stays good for the next couple months.

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

In need of some dire potato luck atm

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owlpellet:

ababeinthewoods:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

Moments before disaster.

avagarde:

avagarde:

“I’m with stupid” shirt but instead of an arrow it has an effect radius

(via degenerate-perturbation)

forthegothicheroine:

vigilantsycamore:

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

(via theradicalace)

sweaterkittensahoy:

reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit. 

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views. 

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS. 

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.

(via cake-of-awesome)

wizardwith-a-retailjob:

r0zeclawz:

so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic

This. This was the actual theory on how rats mice and bugs reproduced. In fact this was the original original of the term spawn.

Ya know, dawn is tough on spawn

(via crematedequally)

catgirl-kaiju:

moveslikekeithrichards:

when tumblr is like “this post went to heaven” brother that is not where these posts go when they die

(via leftboob-enthusiast)

jaimebeazley:

sincitysgreatesthits:

jaimebeazley:

donutdrawsthings:

donutdrawsthings:

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

Thank

(via theradicalace)

redstonedust:

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don’t want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

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